How do you deal with relatives who ask about your package in the family gatherings ?

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How much you save matters for them.. I always tell them it is only enough for running my life and can't save it.. They give advice where to invest and save etc., Simply I listen and move out from there😊

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Actually this is very correct, they ask earnings but wants to listen savings.

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Uncle : to kitna kama lete ho?
Me : bas ghar chal jata hai..
Uncle : wo to chalta hi hai par fir b kitna?
Me : bas ghar chal jata hai..
Uncle : ha par paisa kita milta hai?
Me : bas ghar chalta hai..

He asked 6 times, answer remained same..

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💀🤦that awkward cringe 🤣

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Bus do waqt ki roti ka intzam ho jata hai .. weekend par kabhi kabhi biryani kha leta hu

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If guy, jiske gharme jawaan ladki hai, udhar truth or higher, jiske Ghar ladka hai, ask loan for living from them

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I heard a comedian address this. He suggested that whenever any relative asks, you should take out 100/500 rs note and burn it in front of them with a lighter to send a message. 😂😂😂 After a few of these, everyone will stop asking you.

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I normally say 'brathakadaniki vasthundi' in English it is enuf to live 😀

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😂 😂 😂 😂

My cousin once posted his offer letter in my family group to revenge on my aunts and uncles who annoyed him with carrier questions. The offer was later declined and he never heard the end of it🤣. Don't be like my cousin 😜

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aunts will be aunts, she might have called HR and bitched about your cousin.

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Just say- My salary is my salary, it is none of your salary!!

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Then ask them for more business 😋

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Bas bolo yeh sab moh maya hai, aur...

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Tell them.... Salary is secret things, cannot reveal to anyone.....

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You can say that itna ho jata hai ki yadi aapko party Deni ho to sochna nahi padega ...de dunga ..btaiye samosa khaiyega ya chaat ?;)

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Just say your salary is as per industry standards

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Haha like how we talk in salary negotiation with hr.

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Bas bol deta hu IT me hu. Sun ke Ga## fat jati unki 😂😂😂😂😂

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Just tell them 10 times of your CTC.. they will never ask in thier whole life again coz of insecurities 😉

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They might ask for money instead of our salary next time ..

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By not going to family gatherings

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Best answer so far! Haha. I would do the same, I don't want to disclose how much I earn to my relatives. I just don't feel the need to share it.

"Bas daal roti chal rhi hai"

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Before relatives asking that , you go to them and ask is there is any plot available for sale in their area? That's it...

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This time if they ask again say like I invested in Bitcoin.

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Just say- Taalees lakh…!! 🤭

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Kha pi k maze me reh sku itne milte hai

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I usually say - bs thik thak h, guzara ho jata h ( It's just okay, enough to live) or sometimes Once i feel the vibe that they will going to ask money, K reply with ' ary kaha, hm toh bs kisi trh kaat rhe h, bht khrb halat h isly Sarkari k bare m b sochte h kbi kbi'
PS: typically our parents are the one who tell relatives about our salary n all for show off😅🥲

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