How do you describe Private Equity to those with little/no knowledge?

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Dumb it down like you’re a real estate investor and try to flip properties, except with companies. Most people understand the process of buying a house so it makes it more relatable.

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You buy a company, make it better, and sell it at a higher price

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Tell them that you're like Gordon Gekko.

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Small group of investors invest in business to help them improve operations and grow. Any further than that (flipping companies, making money, etc) will put a bad taste in their mouth

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Turn pieces of shit into something that’s a bit presentable with some sprinkles and toppings. Hopefully, someone comes along and wants a piece so you sell the whole thing to you for a few bucks.

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