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How do you describe what you do to non-business people at Thanksgiving?

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"Help businesses solve their most complex issues"

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"PowerPoint Artist"

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"A doctor for businesses, something is wrong and we figure it out how to make them better"

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It's classified

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According to the wife I, "do stuff with money and bring it home to me."

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"For example how to grow profit or reduce costs"

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Secret agent

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^shit that's good. Business Doctor.

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"When companies want to change in some way, we make that happen"

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I sell all kinds of shit. Sometimes the shit is actually useful to the client. Grandpa: well world is a shitty place, you'll make a lot of money selling it!

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Being a business Doctor also allows me to self-proscribe alcohol as a treatment for life

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I get paid for great ideas. The better the uses the more money I make.

PPT RANGER !!!!

i like business doctor but I work in healthcare management. does that mean I'm a hospital doctor?

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