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Oh what do I do? Well there are these little shapes that I move around on a program called PowerPoint...
😂😂😂😂 I can relate after 4 years in consulting my mom just started telling people I travel for a living
I hate doctors for ppt. We sound stuck up and pretentious as it is... calling ourselves doctors for anything isn't going to help.
Just whatever you say, sound grateful. As much as we bitch, we have a neat job and get the opportunity to work with different organizations on problems or opportunities, with which they would have trouble succeeding on their own.
Doctors for PowerPoint
Companies pay me millions to make them billions.
Me: "I work with computers" Older people: "oooooh, those are such a big deal now. Good for you kiddo"
Doctors for powerpoint (with or without Borders)
My grandma tells her friends, "oh she is a high-priced problem solver. She makes businesses better every day. She likes to work with technology companies the most."
It seems to fit.
It's confidential. 😂
Bitches for senior management in a company
"my firm is hired by companies to solve their business problems"
"What do you do?" "I'm a consultant" "what do you consult?" "I help companies run better"
"Business Doctor"
Just don't say the word "doctor" and you'll be fine. I think your mistake is thinking we all do the same thing
Glorified PPT creator
Someone needs to work on their elevator speech! :). I usually use P3s response and they understand.
A2 - it's "artiste", said with a slight French accent and nose towards the ceiling, eyes looking down at person
I'm in risk/reg and say that I "Help banks make sure 2008 doesn't happen again" only people who have informed opinions on the financial crisis tend to continue the conversation after that; everyone else just thinks I do good work 😂
I was working for a beverage alcohol client once, and my daughter said I consulted them to drink less.
I stand in between the technical people and the non technical people and make sure each side actually listens to and understands the other, much like an interpreter.