How do you handle first date nerves? Feel like my stomach is gonna fall out my butt 😖😓

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Ask your doctor if Tequila is right for you.

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Drinks

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Jerk off beforehand

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U mean first date ever?

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Did it fall out? Can you post a picture?

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Poop your pants.

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Before every important decision, masturbate

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Gym 💪🏼

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The visual is priceless!

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Bourbon

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Just remember he/she is likely feeling the same way. Easiest to kick the date off with some humor to break the tension.

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I actually like having a few questions in mind (that aren't super boring) to fill dead air in the early going. Also don't think about trying to impress people - just try to enjoy the conversation.

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Xanax. Wine. Or both. You'll really show up then 😂

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Don't talk politics

Grown up diapers. It may be the stomach virus going around the office lately.

Go on a lot of them and then they become routine

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Slap the 🖐🏿 to it

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