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Ask your doctor if Tequila is right for you.
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Jerk off beforehand
U mean first date ever?
Did it fall out? Can you post a picture?
Poop your pants.
Before every important decision, masturbate
Gym 💪🏼
The visual is priceless!
Bourbon
Just remember he/she is likely feeling the same way. Easiest to kick the date off with some humor to break the tension.
I actually like having a few questions in mind (that aren't super boring) to fill dead air in the early going. Also don't think about trying to impress people - just try to enjoy the conversation.
Xanax. Wine. Or both. You'll really show up then 😂
Don't talk politics
Grown up diapers. It may be the stomach virus going around the office lately.
Go on a lot of them and then they become routine
Thundershit
Slap the 🖐🏿 to it