How do you make your presence felt in local accenture office when you are new to the company and new in the country and need to be onsite at client locations all the time.

Flying from my client site to Kentucky for the Taylor Swift concert. Nothing like getting ready for a concert at the airport...

I was talking to a first year at a different consulting firm who mentioned that even as a first year, he gets plenty of project staffing options. Is this the norm? I got pigeonholed early

That moment when your client tells the engagement partner of your project that if his son weren't married he would try to set you up with him...

When a client wants to bitch about the rest of the organization for 45 minutes after a Steering Committee meeting

I called in sick today and ended up watching "Walking Dead" marathon while having soup in bed. Almost felt like college days. Except when the phone rang and I had to take an urgent client call.

I'm definitely more productive remote. The office just provides too many opportunities for socializing. Plus I wouldn't feel ethical billing my client for my midday nap.

Today's meeting with the client, "... ultimately we would need the solution. You need to grab this by the b....neck" *awkward silence* *faint snigger* Me - I get the girth of the situation now...

First week on the project and I find out the client office's zip code boasts the most murders per capita. Lovely.

Am I the only one who finds it annoying AF to learn a new secret language every time you start a new project? Any hacks for navigating those first few days without losing it?

Rolling of my project EoY, been with the same client for 3+ years. I don't mind sticking with the same industry but will I face a lot of grief if I start look at projects in other industries?

That moment when Project 2013 freezes on you and you wonder how a product could take one step forward and two steps back

Decided I needed a f*ck buddy in my client city... 🙌🏼 location-based dating apps

Tfw the client asks you to stop by his desk in 10 min and you're actually off site all week.

When the proposal says two associates and an associate consultant will be staffed full time but then you find out it's really just you staffed on the project...

When you have to go into the client site on a Friday. 😩🔫

Getting a text message from your client at 1am and freaking out bc you think there's an emergency... Turns out he just wants to say hi.....#femaleproblems

Rolled into my client site today with the top down on my 2015 mustang convertible rental, wearing jeans. Because I'm leaving the company in a few weeks and haven't told anyone yet

That awkward moment when you're leading a client meeting but you're on PTO in a beach town and the client hears the waves and music in the background. #sorrynotsorry

Client is working through Wed but director is OOO and almost whole team is OOO for the holidays. If I have some time, should I work? ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

The best feeling in the world is getting a client email over break and ignoring it. Not during Christmas, bitch.

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Underperforming individuals should be subject to salary reductions!

Flash News- Canada Immigration website crashed due to high traffic 😶🇺🇸🛫🛬🇨🇦😎

Guys. Amex platinum vs Chase Sapphire Reserve? Amex is offering 60k bonus and chase is offering 50k

When you find yourself contemplating how to get yourself fired and land a sweet severance package. You know you've been at it too long.

How much would I have to spend for Amex business gold to be worth it?

Thinking of taking a multi day trip to Disney Orlando, what are the best hotels i can stay at? List all SPG, Hilton and Marriott properties!

That moment when Project 2013 freezes on you and you wonder how a product could take one step forward and two steps back

I was talking to a first year at a different consulting firm who mentioned that even as a first year, he gets plenty of project staffing options. Is this the norm? I got pigeonholed early

What's your NIAT as a percentage of your gross income in a year? My wife and I are looking at ~18% (on $250k of income) while maxing out both of our 401ks. We own a home in the Midwest, have 2 vehicles, and will be making payments on $50k in student loans (once the pause is ended). Having our first child this fall so I'm really over analyzing our finances.

That time you were already staffed 60 hours and you get an email from the staffing manager.... Can I curl up in the fetile position and say goodbye to the minimal social life I have?

Did 10% of strat really get laid off? I'm in Houston and the resources bench is realllyyyyyyy deep. Wondering if they're gonna thin the herd over there anytime soon

Wait, I’m confused. Someone said SCs are typically billed to clients at 250/hour. I’m on a multi year project full time. Just 1 years worth of my time would be 480k for the client, no? How is that feasible? That’s so much! We have a team of 4 SMs, 3 SCs, 1 C, 2 As, and 25 subcontractor employees - that’s millions a year just to pay us. (48 weeks X 40 hours X 250)

When your favorite Delta SkyClub bartender saves you Pink Lemonade (with Vodka) from Breast Cancer Awareness Month in October. #fightcancer #thirstythursday

H1B expiring April 2017 (6 years) should I go for greencard process?

Don't know my drivers license number.. But can recite my united frequent flyer number in my sleep.