How do you play off accidentally passing gas during a meeting?

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Keep talking. Be confident and roll over all the lesser men in the room. Bonus points: get up and walk around the room while talking, further asserting your confidence and dominance as you crop dust.

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#vision2020

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Blame it on the dog

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Don't laugh.

Cough

Squeaky chair? Start drumming the conf table if it didn't sound like a squeak

Spread the cheeks

Crop dust .... Bahahahahaha!! 🙃🙃🙃

A1, I always blame the dog! Haha

"He did it"

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