How do you tell a client he has bad BO?

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Umm you don't

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You smell like shit client, take a shower client.

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Pull out a deodorant and leave it at their desk at 10pm when you leave the night before. Ensure no cameras around

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You have the smelly brown tell them

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Over email

Deodorant message is wise, best of luck

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