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How do you tell management above you that you hate all of them with the fire of a thousand suns without getting fired?

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Maybe disguise it by saying that this is not necessarily your opinion but you heard a bunch of people talking and they said that they hate all of you with the fire of a thousand suns. That way you get the point across but you are off the hook. Or put it in the suggestion box

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I called my partner this afternoon and told him. Surprisingly, he agreed and told me he was thinking about leaving.

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And you are wondering why people are laughing?

Maybe you could key their car or something and don’t sign your name at the bottom?

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I like EY1s answer except pick the person you hate the most and tell them you heard someone else in management (who you also hate) say it and pit management against each other and then they’ll both appreciate your loyalty and maybe it will end with you getting promoted? Follow me on social media for more killer ideas

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Haha this is great. Gurus of internal conflict on this thread

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multiple negative Glassdoor reviews for your firms office

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Tell them that working with them is a great opportunity and learning experience

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Have a personalized Singing Telegram delivered to each of their houses with "You are Hated with the Fire of a 1000 Suns" as the song. Make sure to have a super catchy tune so all the neighborhood kids whistle the tune, sing the lyrics and laugh at them whenever they leave their homes. Or smile and be friendly to their faces and think mean thoughts behind their backs.

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Find a new job.

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Like this: "Sounds great, thanks."

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Maybe make a small comprise by finding the highest boss to say I hate all of management except you with the fire of a thousand suns? And I love you with the warmth of one sun?

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Quit before they can fire you?

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