How important do we have to consider someone after 3 titles?

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Less so when they can’t use commas properly.

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They didn’t get certified in proper comma usage yet, unfortunately. They’re still trying to work on that one.

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Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.

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Despite all those certs she still wasn’t qualified to run the seven kingdoms...RIP🪦😢

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🤡

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I don’t even know what that alphabet soup is

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Some of the lowest performing employees I’ve had in my career have had the most certifications. I think some people try to cover performance issues with certs.

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If its not MD, DDS, or JD... it doesn't matter. Nobody cares about your PMP, it just means you paid your annual dues.

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There are other relevant ones that merit including like PE (Professional Engineer). But I agree with you on the PMP

I always mentally insert an i into the PMP designation and read it as “your name, pimp”

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You’re missing the point, they’re the company’s Chief of Fun & this is just a neat little word scramble game they came up with

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One is too many if it’s “, MBA”

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.... just want to see how once.... HMFIC

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People don't know this one anymore 🤦

Just throwing it out there. Is he Indian? Indians are very proud of accumulating titles. Legacy of British Raj and creating unending bureaucracy and all that...

I decoded his name, he is from the middle east

In some fields I think quals are important - but not the ones listed here

What coincidence, I actually know who that is and I have a few of those certs myself but only list 1 on my pf.

How is this a meme?

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