How is Level 8 at Accenture ? How to know project before joining Accenture. I have asked in interview they did not tell anything . Shall i ask HR again after accepting offer . 24 LPA + 27% variable they offered for 8 yrs exp. How is the job security ? And WLB ?

Any recs for a new, easy bar drink to share with a client. Jack and cokes aren't too becoming anymore (I guess). Thoughts?

My PM skipped out two days this week with the client-side group at "an offsite meeting".  Tons of meetings had to be shuffled. I found out they went to a spa.

Taking the flight with longer layover in ORD because the client requested Garretts popcorn.

My new year's resolution is to finally roll off this fucking project 💁🏻🎉🍾🙏🏻

Just saw two ambulances outside the Chipotle next to my client site, but E. coli be damned, I just got off a 2.5 hour call and need a f***ing burrito. I'm taking my chances.

Any Accenture people currently on a project that is looking for Sr Analyst developers? Been on the bench a while and starting to get worried..

When your client is too chicken s to tell her peer to STFU & you have to be the a-hole #idontgetpaidenoughtodothis

Just brewed a fresh pot of coffee in the client's break room and a DBA asked how my first week was going. Oh god I'm assimilating.

When your client gives you a client laptop #RIPShoulders

Remote week - jealous my whole team travels while I work with the client.

When you get picked up on an out of town project based on "your resume and special skills and abilities"

Senior manager just taught a client the "control + F" function... 😒 #Industry

TFW an awesome long-term project is nearly signed, but someone swoops in and snaps you up on a shitty 6-week one instead.

"Working at a client site" aka still at home in my PJs at 5pm

When you have to take a client call from your vacation because the client knows the Sr. Mgr has no clue what is going on.

When a client defines automation as "using VLOOKUP" 😭 #WeCanHelp

TFW you have a time sensitive document needing reformatting and you're client issued computer craps the bed... Wishing this company would upgrade their technology so badly

Taking my last shit on the client's dime. Making it a good one.

Have you ever been hit on by a client ? I was just told I have nice and perfect boobs....during work hours. Lol

Should I be worried if I have constantly bounced from short project to project (excellent performance) and don't really see myself with a single tangible/transferable skill? I'm 1.5 yrs in & 24.

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Damn you to hell, Spring-time allergies, damn you all to hell...

The W is trying to charge me $1,010 for throwing up in my room Thursday night. Lol. Yolo

Who needs a McKinsey referral?

When you're excited because your online orders are getting delivered today.... But then you realize you won't get to open you packages until Thursday

Ill get promoted to senior this year, but I need out now I can't do this any more. Will I make substantially more if I wait for the promo and leave two months later or should I just bail

Confession bowl: what's the most unethical thing you've worked on? Did you get over it or did it slightly eat away at you?

Millennial men are supposed to find a wife amongst women that constantly tell us that they don't need us. And if we lose interest in marriage we are called immature. The hypocrisy.

Planet Fitness is literally the worst gym, and if that stupid Lunk alarm goes off at 6:15am, I'm gonna rip it down with my bare hands and grunt the whole time I'm doing it.

Is it worth it to redeem around 50k UA points for an Apple Watch 2?

Put your firm's company culture into your own words. Go

I think y'all are my new family. Just saying. 😁

Asked for salary raise but instead got an additional bonus, my director said you're valuable to the team. FML 🥲

Looking out a window while landing on a clear night makes you realize how big the world is🌎😳#citylights

"You're missing the point" is pretty much the standard opening response when trying to explain the big-picture client impact to anyone on my Ops team. Miss having teammates w/ critical thinking skills