How likely is it that this mother/daughter conversation actually happened?

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You underestimate how weird some moms are.

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100% happened 🙄

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100% happened. Never - I repeat NEVER - underestimate the bond between a mother and daughter.

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Technically this might mean that the mom does not want to be around her grandkids and prefer to jerk around as mf toddler. (Unless she is aware of some terminal case for her..)

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I dunno if this story is real or made up but either way it is creepy af.

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Said no one. Ever. Lmao

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💯 believed

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Are you a parent? I say stuff like this to my kid all the time, and I imagine this conversation happens thousands of times a day

You tell your kids you want to be re-born as their child? Really? That's not creepy to you?

Not saying it's normal, but I've heard stuff like this. Especially in certain cultures that are big on reincarnation.

Did Britney Spears’ mom write this? #oopsididitagain

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