How many hits does your portfolio get every month? My Squarespace dashboard shows 171 “unique visitors.”

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You are currently posting as works at

"How do I position a brag as a question?"

Me sitting here at 12 per month.

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Trust me, I have visitors. A lot of visitors. The biggest visitors. Ask anyone

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I doubt any of my visitors are unique. Also, how old are you, 12?

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Bro, do you even Google Analytics?

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Tbh it’s probably just bot scraping unless you just won a major award or were featured in an article

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Thanks Russia 🇷🇺

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Nah your visitors are basic AF

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Mine is bigger

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Mines the huuuuugest. To the infinityyyy

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🙄

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I have the biggest

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172 unique views, and I’m a strategist at Vayner with zero awards who also happens to look like Shongy. ✌🏻

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Que pena...

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My views are definitely bigger than yours. I’m going to offer no proof because stating it as fact seems enough to make it fact these days.

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