How many of us do you think will get fired if there is a huge leak of who posted all these comments?

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The person who spit in seniors burrito ... Fired

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^ lmao!!!!! Person who got pregnant with manager's kid will get the manager fired.. Given the age difference.. At first, I really thought that was a joke. Lol.

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Umm! I don't think I will because things I say/complain about I do it every day at work. Lol!

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Since I'm pretty much an open book at work and not talking about doing anything illegal I think I'm safe.

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Now I'm going hunting for that post #newtofishbowl

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Nah most comments are pretty mild and honest if anything.

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I personally find myself to be hilarious, so maybe I'll get promoted!

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