How much do we think Cuomo paid McKinsey to come up with this monstrosity?

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We actually outsourced it to Deloitte’s Arts and Crafts service line.

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Know that’s a lie - We only use crayons ;)

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McKill me now

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Why is there a skinny young Donald trump on the moon??

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And he’s sitting straight?!

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So this is what taxes are for? 🤔

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Why is the plane about to fly into the mountain?

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Lol what is this

At least they will not get anyone killed with this deliverable! (Even though it is ugly and lacks clarity of thought)

Yea, Cuomo already did a really good job of killing everyone.

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Too much

Probably the same amount he is paying us to run his unemployment call centers 😎

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