How much do you charge your nightly rate when you sleep with your CD’s wife? Round up to 30 min’s or bill 69 just for fun.

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Early morning bro humor.

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Boring 😴

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I like how we are defining “not being a douche bro” as “taking life too seriously” now. Go ahead. Pile on the bad karma, makes me feel like a better person 😂😂😂

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If this is a joke, it’s a lousy one. If you’re actually sleeping with your CD’s wife, you should probably find a new job.

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So many jealous peeps! No need to take life too seriously. Just be careful :)

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I'm just saying, monogamy is overrated 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Ooooooooohhhh! 👏🏼

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DAD1 Yeah I agree with you, but chances are CD’s wife doesn’t, and that’s what makes this shitty.

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