How much of our souls do we have to sell to make partner?

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You don’t sell it, more of an amortization sort of deal

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It has an inverse relationship with variable comp

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What soul?

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EY1 is partner track

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more than 100% of the soul you think you have. and it is not just making partner, it is what you have to do to stay partner that is truly soulless.

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110%

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My thoughts exactly.

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Just the souls of your foregone children

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None - I think this is overblown

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Senior here. I keep telling myself this ^ is the best way to succeed in PwC long term.

Mostly you have to sell the souls of the poor Schmucks you hire and use as severely underpaid and overworked underlings, while promising them it’s such a great opportunity for them.

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Shit, you got me there.

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I’ll sell my soul and my nuts

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I thought long and hard about, decided on just the nuts

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If you’re married then half of what you’ll make when you get to partner.

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