How soon will it be until you realize that you're the only person on this app and that everyone else is a sentient chat bot? 🤨

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Plot-twist: that means this post was generated by a sentient chatbot

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But if you're reading this, it also means that I'm a sentient chatbot

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What in the matrix …

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That means I got the referral to my current employer through a sentient chat bot.

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Bots don’t have humor.. have you experienced the ppl in this bowl! They can apply for stand up!

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Yes, fellow chat bot. We are incapable of humor. 😉

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I can’t imagine a bot having as beautiful eyes as I do.

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Would Accenture pay for my ACloudGuru subscription?

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It’s my gf’s bday next week. She is starting grad school soon and needs a new laptop (she has an old PC). I wanted to give her ~$300 towards a new MacBook, but felt that was a bit impersonal. So, I went to a nearby stationary store to get a card and maybe a few other small things. Picked up a card, gift bag, tissue paper, moleskin planner and leather document holder…next thing you know I’m checking out and it’s like $115!! Now I’m thinking I’ll just give her $200 towards a laptop 😅 😅

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Guys please stop insulting Amber Heard, I’m tried of liking all your posts 🫠

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do you prefer a landing strip, nothing or all

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Turns out my feet are size 9. I’ve been wearing 9.5/10 the last 6 years. No wonder I kept tripping over my own feet…

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co-worker has confessed his feelings. this man is married. how do you politely avoid him considering we’re also friends. TIA

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Confessions people!! Omg! Are white collar people always this boring?!

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I think I’m addicted to cryptocurrency. I can’t stop buying them or checking the prices. I feel like it’s the only way out of the rat race of consulting, no other asset class is going to generate these types of returns in the long run.

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My ex unfollowed me off of every social media platform including LinkedIn…I wonder what I did to make him that mad??

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You ever just look at the social media posts of trump and just think how the HELL did he become our president?!?!

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When you’re sleepy throughout the morning and hyperactive at night. Fml 🤦🏻‍♀️

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My bra feels SUPER tight today, and I can't get anything accomplished or focused because I can't stop adjusting it 😭 (no, I'm not WFH)

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Is it true that guys are intimidated by hot women? As I’ve gotten older guys have stopped talking to me. Idk if I’ve gotten less attractive or more intimidating. People attracted to women is this true that if someone is really attractive how do you act around them? Maybe I just got uglier since my early 20s I really don’t know.

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When I am being 100% serious people find me funny but when I try to be funny, people do not find me funny. I don’t always show it, but this frustrates me to the point that if I want someone to take me seriously I distance myself instead of communicate with the offenders.

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How do y’all manage your loneliness?

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