how the role was described isn’t the reality

today I am eating my feelings.

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Story of my life as well. Extremely disappointing to see firms do this.

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So sorry.

Rebrand it as a cheat day (especially if you’re having a lot of feelings). And remember, you’re trying for metabolic confusion.

To sum, rebrand all work / role confusion as metabolic confusion. Wash down with good wine. Hit reset tomorrow because it’s Friyay!

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Ah great perspective! I’d totally want to be friends with you IRL. ❤️

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Story of my life.

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I fully support this approach! (Cake is my preferred feelings-squashed)

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Omg! Feel the same way!

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Me in every project...

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veggie sticks, gummy bears, wine, mango slices, wine, cookies, wine, steak, wine and tequila

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Sounds amazing. I wish I could eat this menu with you in person!

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I’m basically the real life Cookie Monster disguised as a consultant

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Been in consulting 15+ years. Have been eating for as many - cannot leave consulting and cannot stop eating. No suggestion for you - just relating

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What’s on your menu? My eat my feelings menu has included a bagel, Easter candy, an unsettling amount of la croix, iced coffee and chips. 👍 😬

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Been in consulting 15+ years. Have been eating for as many - cannot leave consulting and cannot stop eating. No suggestion for you - just relating

Been in consulting 15+ years. Have been eating for as many - cannot leave consulting and cannot stop eating. No suggestion for you - just relating

Been in consulting 15+ years. Have been eating for as many - cannot leave consulting and cannot stop eating. No suggestion for you - just relating

Mine are a nice baked ziti.

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