How to effectively slide into someone’s Instagram DMs? For reference I’m 26F 😅

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As long as your profile pic has a solid view of your boobs, anything you say will work.

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Does the profile have to be public? What if you have the boobs but less than 500 followers?

“You want sum fuk?”

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Whoa there. Please get to know me. I’m not just a piece of man meat...get to know me as person.

Then let’s smash.

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“Hey”. Works every time.

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Hit em up with a funny joke or meme.

Note: Might not work if you're not attractive.

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Just write them? If cold turkey, write something that you two can relate to. Conversation either takes off or dies 🤷‍♂️

Depends on what you are working with. Could range from very easy or kind of easy

If you are aggressive enough his type will mold to you. Like I said, at worst it will be kind of easy.

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