How to make people jelly?

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You’d probably need a big pot, an open flame and a lot of pectin or gelatin.

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And some body part parts....i think

I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

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I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly

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I think they misunderstood the ask.

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So tired of you EY3 🙄

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Breast implants did it for me

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Nice flex 🙂

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What makes me jelly are those instagramers (not sure what it’s called I recently came across it) stuffing their faces with food, especially ramen, while I’m detoxing and avoiding carbs 🥺

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Be genuinely happy

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Have a perfect family, house, car, and donate 50 % of your income to charity while living a peaceful and meaningful life... Anything is possible when you lie!

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Soylent Green is people

Hoping you’re not planning on eating this jelly... that’s cannibalism

Be Kim Kardashian.

And be married to recently-made-insane-YE? Oh hell nah 🙈

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Consistency. Never slipping or stumbling.

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