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I like it

Sell me this pen.

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I let you buy this pen and this is how you repay me?

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I’m gonna sell this McKonsultant question marks. Seems to like them a lot.

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Phase 1: collect underpants.

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Onlyfans?

Profit

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Make Assburgers

Just make more money

Asks the guy working at McKinsey.

Yes

Start up

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