Wish I were staffed on a project in a city known for clubbing and other debauchery. Vegas, New York, New Orleans…
Have a strong feeling the lead on my current project is about to be replaced. Laying low.
When a client changes their mind about a model you're running without telling you and then sends a ranting email as if they did #oblivious
I'm starting to hate the word "client." It's starting to sound weird to me now. You know, like when you say a word multiple times. Client. Client. Client. Get it? This job is making me insane.
From what I can see so far, taking a full time offer from a client you've worked for seems analogous to crossing into heaven.
What's more common for you? 1. using network to get on a project you really like. 2. HR staffs you on something without any prior communication.
When the client comes in hot trying to prove you fucked up & you have proof in writing that they told you to do it. HUZZAHHH🎉🙌🏻💃🏻
Client said, "...and Mike come on top of me on this" on a call. I think he meant "build on what I'm saying". Not quite the same. Pretty hard not to laugh when other clients snort and look at me.
When you land home after a long week at the client only to hear the captain say, "Uhh...ladies and gentlemen...uhhh...gates occupied...uhhh."
Houstonian here. Decided it was a great idea to join a project in DEN and MSP. From Nov-March...
When your manager asks you to use only one data set and not another which leads precisely to the client recommendation he’s seeking. Anyone else feel guilty about this sort of thing?
So, you need warm bodies on a project? And a "throat to choke"? When did I get a job in Dexter's kill room?
For the past 2 months I have had trouble accessing any non-client or company websites. I thought the client was blocking me. Turns out it was "Websense" that the company installed that was blocking me
I've heard from multiple people that Deloitte ERS travels like Consulting but they only work 8 hour days on client sites. Sign me up!
Первый смартфон Mi1 был анонсирован в августе 2011 года. Он поставлялся со встроенной прошивкой MIUI, основанной на Android, совмещающей фирменные стили Samsung TouchWiz и Apple iOS. Также существовала версия устройства с чистым Android. В августе 2012 года Xiaomi анонсировала смартфон Mi2. В нём был процессор Qualcomm Snapdragon S4 Pro APQ8064, 1.5 GHz четырёхъядерный чип Krait с 2 ГБ ОЗУ и графический процессор Adreno 320. 24 сентября 2013 компания объявила о продаже более 10 миллионов устройств Mi2 в течение 11 месяцев. Некоторые устройства Xiaomi производятся на заводах Foxconn, где производятся Apple iPhone и iPad. 5 сентября 2013 CEO Лэй Цзюнь объявил о планах запуска 3D-телевизора под управлением ОС Android с диагональю 47 дюймов, который будет собираться на заводе корпорации Wistron на Тайване. Также в сентябре 2013 Xiaomi анонсировала смартфон Mi3 на процессоре Snapdragon 800 (MSM8974AB) и версию на чипсете NVIDIA’s Tegra 4. 25 сентября 2013 Xiaomi объявила о планах открыть первый флагманский магазин в Пекине. В октябре 2013 Xiaomi стала пятым мобильным брендом в Китае.
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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
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When people say “will explain later”, is this code for I’ll never explain this? Lately I’ve had a few people say this to me, and I’ve never received any explanation...
PwC being sued for fucking up a project and then falsifying expenses, stealing money to pay for prostitutes. Wow, between this and impending WSJ article, this firm is (deservedly) going up in flames. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-dwp-billing-20160630-snap-story.html
Will getting involved with workday limit my future career options/salary potential? (First year consultant, Workday financials and finance background in college)
I’ve recently seen many MBA programs focusing on entrepreneurship. In your opinion, is there a strong case to getting an MBA if you plan on starting a business?
In your personal opinion how low is the S&P going to go before it rebounds. Just own personal technical analysis i guess. For me the number was 3950 at the start of Feb and we fell below that so curious to hear others take.
Anyone have any insights on The Alexander group?
Two offers: (1): boring industry, F500, but the job roles are just I'm looking for (2): exciting startup with equity, but I'm only 60% onboard with the job roles The base comp is more or less the name. Thoughts?
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