https://www.netflix.com/title/81226955 this is basically every client interview when they talk about their industry that I've never heard of before

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I want to watch this now.

This is basically the opposite of every meme in the consulting memes bowl...

link is dead anyways 🤬

The show the link leads to is called “What did Jack Do”

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