Huddled around a phone with a bunch of analysts. Presenter screen shares. I accept screen share. Him: “can everyone see my screen?” Me (under my breath): “no but I can see your mom” awk silence. Cont

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People burst out laughing. Turns out when I accepted the screen share I also joined the call. 🤦🏽‍♂️

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What a bizarre thing to say.

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Technology is evolving so fast nowadays, soon you ll be able to see his grandma

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I just did a spit take. Fortunately, it was just water, or I would be sending you a dry cleaning bill, OP

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Yes A1; and a kangaroo singing Elvis’ greatest hits

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Still don’t know why I said it...

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I was a manager at a restaurant & a crew person says to me “melina whats wrong?” And i said “your face”.
Still makes me laugh hysterically thinking about it but apparently he’d never heard the joke before so he didnt find it funny.

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Professional

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Did you really see his/her mom?

OP might play first-person shooters

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