I adjunct at a local university and am grading final essays. This probably isn’t the best name to save your paper as, but I like it anyway. Thanks for making me laugh while reading this crap.

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I had a client try to set up a charge code for an analytics project with .anal at the end once. Vetoed that real quick.

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