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I almost lost my job today, but I had to remind myself that I am a brofessional! Woosah! I will not act on the urge of f*cking people up!

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I love your title is a "people consultant" and you want to beat clients up.
What would you say you do here? "I'm a people person. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that!?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!"

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DD1... I think I prefer PeopleHard

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Details?

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Sa1 for the win

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Lol! @SA1... That isn't my title. Fishbowl got it wrong and I can't change it. 😒

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Wow

This lady I went to undergrad with works at the client I am on. We've never really cared for each other. But we barely talked... Today I caught her telling her coworkers about some of the times she "witnessed" me doing some wild things in my fraternity.

Is it supposed to be peoplesoft lol

Lollll thanks for the laughs op

Oh yeah! You're welcome, DD1!

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