I always find it awkward when I sit down with jeans on and my pants make a huge bulge that looks like I got a boner.

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For me, i love it cause it looks like a boner but it is a boner ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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This! It gives us a benefit of doubt where we deserve none.

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Thereโ€™s a great Curb episode about this, perhaps the pilot ep.

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Yep, been there, now I don't wear pants

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No- have to show the world you're in standby mode all the time bro

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Thank you for the laugh

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Psโ€ฆitโ€™s grey sweats season

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Youโ€™re not wearing the proper size pants ๐Ÿ‘–

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Nailed it. Pants are too big.

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Makes it awkward with Santa doesnโ€™t it????

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I like it. Itโ€™s ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ˜…

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Pants tent

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Better than wearing loose pants / PJs that leave no doubt evenโ€ฆ

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When that happens to me I have a HUGE smile on my face ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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I am having a curb your enthusiasm moment

Tis fine; just don't point it at ppl

Pew pew!

The geometry of sticking straight out, and the estimated gap between body and pant material would indicate a short barreled rifle.

Same issue here although mine is 100% the real deal.

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