I always find it awkward when I sit down with jeans on and my pants make a huge bulge that looks like I got a boner.

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For me, i love it cause it looks like a boner but it is a boner 😮‍💨

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This! It gives us a benefit of doubt where we deserve none.

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There’s a great Curb episode about this, perhaps the pilot ep.

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Yep, been there, now I don't wear pants

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No- have to show the world you're in standby mode all the time bro

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Thank you for the laugh

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Ps…it’s grey sweats season

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You’re not wearing the proper size pants 👖

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Nailed it. Pants are too big.

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Makes it awkward with Santa doesn’t it????

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I like it. It’s 🔥 😅

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Pants tent

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Better than wearing loose pants / PJs that leave no doubt even…

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When that happens to me I have a HUGE smile on my face 😈

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I am having a curb your enthusiasm moment

Tis fine; just don't point it at ppl

Pew pew!

The geometry of sticking straight out, and the estimated gap between body and pant material would indicate a short barreled rifle.

Same issue here although mine is 100% the real deal.

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