I always haphazardly select the attractive girls at the client for employee benefit plan testing.

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I'm sure you're appropriately reviewing their assets.

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...and they lose internal control when he comes around.

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Then proceeds with additional observation of other material assets

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RSM US 1 - are you kidding me..? PWC was properly contributing to what was becoming a beautiful fire and you just come in and piss it out.

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Wtf is RSM?

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"Per sexual inquiry"

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Maybe I'm missing the point, but how can you tell who's attractive based on the census? And why bother testing them? "Ooh baby, you're contributing 18%. Yeaaaah"?

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Sorry not sorry.

- Take 2 - --- anddd ACTION!

Exactly

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