I always make fun of my wife for losing her phone around the house... I then put in a pair of pajama pants with no pockets (ie no pockets like the majority of women's pants)... And I haven't seen my phone in 4 days..

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Ugh - my friend is acting so weird. Wth does one do when friends act super sensitive but don't tell you what they feel triggered by and how you can help. Like wtf.
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