I am a useless human being without coffee.
I am an anxious mess with regular caffeine.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Oh well. *sips on*

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Me too so my husband makes it for me each morning. Otherwise it’s bad news.

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I switched from 4-6 espresso shots a day to a couple cups of tea before Christmas. This week I’m dying, I may breakdown

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So accurate!!

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Industry - Banking / Finance ( Wells Fargo )

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I’ve been waiting for security clearance since July and just found out I’m pregnant after trying for a year. I’m hoping clearance will be granted in early spring 2021 and I can start work soon after. Thankfully taking unpaid time off isn’t a big issue (won’t be eligible for FMLA or parental leave), but worried about timing and telling HR & my supervisor. I’m planning to tell them once I start; know timing isn’t ideal and stressed about starting off on the wrong foot. Any advice?

Hello folks,
I am looking for referral
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YOe : 1 yr 10 months
Location: mumbai or Pune

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On a scale of 1-10, how loyal are you to the company you work for?

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Anyone got SaaS product ideas? If needed, we can collaborate and build the product together.

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What’s a good baseline amount to keep in a checking account? I generally keep mine pretty low <1000 after paying CCs then dump the rest in savings. As I’m building a rainy day fund and then I will start contributing my brokerage account.

For reference <1 year experience at $4500/month (after taxes and 401k contribution)

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What exercises do you recommend to strengthen your body to play golf efficiently?

I’m new to golf (playing for 3 months) - but feel need to work more on that front.

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Hey Folks,
Got an offer from comcast india , as devops engineer 2 role.
YOE- 3.8 years
Upto how much i can negotiate with them.
current CTC is 5 LPA
Can someone please advise

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I feel a lot happier doing pro bono work on the side than working at my agency.

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Best advice you’ve gotten for starting a new job?

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Anyone in Corp Dev M&A? Received verbal offer today and it was a total boner killer that sounds non negotiable. Offer came thru random guy in HR vs hiring mgr/director and seriously considering going around hr cause the guy sounded lazy asf.@

Would like to understand market comp for in office CD roles, 4+yrs m&a experience and 25-40 advisories under belt. It’s an F500. Basically a pay cut of like 60-75% lol, idk if they’re testing me or serious. Edit: Happy to give any additional details.

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How much do you charge your nightly rate when you sleep with your CD’s wife? Round up to 30 min’s or bill 69 just for fun.

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Just caught myself using my work laptop as a cup holder, emailing recruiters

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In he past week I’ve gotten responses that say I’m over qualified or not qualified enough. Figure it out industry.

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Why are most TV ads so loud and annoying? I don’t need loud music, yelling and screaming and obnoxious sound effects. Whoever is doing and approving these ads sucks

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1. I’m a pandemic hire at this new agency and I like it enough, but I feel SO detached from all these humans I’ve never interacted with IRL… like, I just don’t give a flying fuck about these team-building zoom calls. :(

2. My boyfriend and I often just go off cam / mute during the more useless meetings and have sex instead. I secretly hope everyone who is muted/cam off in meetings is getting some action.

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I pretend I'm an athlete by running down the clock on my email's 2FA.

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I just broke up with someone via text during a client meeting.

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Dilemma: I was friends with a couple that broke up in 2020, known them both since college but closer to the woman. She and I have been talking and hanging since their breakup and gotten closer, and she shared a lot of her frustrations about her ex.

I left a comment on ex's IG and we started chatting about life. He wants to hang (def not a date) and we are still friends, just not as close. Also, both of them work in the industry.

Should I tell my friend that I had coffee with her ex?

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Last min requests for proactive decks to show the client ‘we’re doing stuff’ that have to be worked on over the weekend only to be not used the following week are really getting to me.

It’s a wonderful way to let employees know you don’t care about them while having mandatory meetings so the company can tell employees how much the agency cares about them.

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I think I’m over paying for internet but I’m addicted to Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, Disney+, texting, TikTok, Instagram, LinkedIn...f*ck Facebook.... Twitch, Spotify, SoundCloud, e-mail, Zoom, and all the other shit I gotta do for work online. Help.

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Me: time for bed!
Brain at 2am: do you know what your biggest mistake was this year?
Me: no, what?
Brain at 2am: ...
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Brain at 2am: let's just review them all, shall we?

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I hate our Accounts team. They talk a big game and promise work to the clients without checking in with the team. They literally gives all the creatives ulcers.

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Shut it down.

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Is agency culture really just white culture?

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So honestly...
How much would it take you to work for Trumps PR team?

Who’s high on a Tuesday night?

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It’s just advertising. People have got to calm down. There’s always a solution.I can’t stand it when people are rushing around in a panic like they’re late to do emergency surgery on Dame Judi Dench.

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Congrats to whoever got their client to sign off on this risky but awesome idea in an nyc bar

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I’m struggling. I left an agency I liked last year due to growth limitations and since then I’ve worked at 2 different agencies and can’t seem to find my footing. The first one seemed like a good fit at first but then it turned out to not be the best place for me so I left. At my current agency I feel super undervalued. I’m always raising my hand and offering to help where I can and no matter what I do, I don’t feel utilized or valued or part of the team.It’s really taken a toll on my confidence

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