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I am creating so much documentation I know this client will let sit and rot and nobody will maintain it.

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A disgruntled tech writer years ago told me that "documentation is like sex: when it's good, it can be very good; when it's poor, it's better than nothing." This probably won't make you feel better but it still makes me chuckle.

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