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I am currently abroad on vacation with my family and everyone always likes to ask what I do. By God, I try to avoid this question so hard as I still do not know how to answer it.

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I mean for people who bullshit for a living, why is this so difficult?

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Sometimes your language doesn't have the right word! Some comical mis-translations and grapevine Chinese-whispers have resulted in half my parents' friends thinking I work in a call center("I advise people on how to fix things"). The others think I give stock advice ("I analyze how businesses are performing"). ... Next time I'm just going to say I work for a traveling circus. :-/

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Just say you're a doctor

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A business doctor.

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"Honey you're not a doctor" "Well, I doctor data until it supports my ideas, so yes, I am a doctor"

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Them: "So what do you do for a living?" Me: "Computers." Them: "Ah! That's awesome." ...Always works.

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