I am glad that we can count on stonks rally 📈 when unemployment data is released as always.

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I read a headline somewhere today that said something along the lines of " stocks rally as investors feel the worst is over". I couldn't stop but cringe at the idiots writing such headlines.

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I like when they are talking about futures on the evening/morning news and they say "overnight futures are down after xyz" then I go check and DJIA futures are down 7. Just say they are flat if the % change is less than .01%.

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What's up with the disconnect between stocks and the "real" economy? Unemployment is highest ever since the depression and stocks are up

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The fed.

Let’s hope it keeps going!

Wait so market is going down?

Market is flat. Just like we are flattening the curve. Just like the earth is flat.

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