Wish I were staffed on a project in a city known for clubbing and other debauchery. Vegas, New York, New Orleans…
The discrepancy between the time I spend making PPT presentations and the client spends reviewing them is horrifically absurd
It's a little too early in the project to be receiving an ALL CAPS email. Especially on a weekend.
Do you think I'll be able to use ubers and taxis as travel for all future client travel ? Don't want to get into it, but have some license issues and don't want to be driving.
When the only flight to your new project on the airline your loyal to is in the afternoon on Mondays... 😡
When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢
What's the best way to network with managers to get staffed on a project when rolling off an old one?
Choosing to be homeless for the next 3 months. Pad rented out to airbnber. Hopefully my project will keep me on for that time. I’m single, no kids and homeless. And loving it. #homelessconsultant
This project keeps me wondering- why am I still doing this? Stockholm syndrome I guess...
My client's been calling me the wrong name for a month and now its too late to correct him..maybe I should print new business cards and play along..
Decided the only way to please current client is to deliver the polar opposite of what is asked *deepsigh*
When the Marriott lounge manager emails you 2 months after your last project ended to see how you're doing...😑😑
When the world's most unorganized manager hits you up with project requests at 10 p.m. that could've been delegated at 3 p.m...
"Project manager" at the client responds to an email from 3 weeks ago asking for an update. Read the latest email in the chain, dumbass. #notthatdifficult
Does anyone else out there feel the need to listen to Hawthorne Heights because their project makes them feel emo?
When you go to the office to increase productivity but the client's Remote access doesn't work because IT says "connection is too secure" WFH the rest of the project
When your client is ripping your deck to shreds for a THREE WEEK PROJECT. Like of course we didn't have enough time to analyze all your processes you cheap bastards
When your manager asks you to use only one data set and not another which leads precisely to the client recommendation he’s seeking. Anyone else feel guilty about this sort of thing?
So, you need warm bodies on a project? And a "throat to choke"? When did I get a job in Dexter's kill room?
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Tonight, dinner = baguette + bottle of Cabernet
I'm new to Accenture and just started as a Software development associate in TAG. I have found a scale that shows the progression across the levels but was unable to find something similar for pay progression (I was told by HR that this information isn't shared). I was just curious to know what sort of pay progression I can expect?
Hello Can someone tell me what should be the offer for strategy & ops role at Revolut? Base and equity? Thank You
Whats the hierarchy at Accenture?
Anybody have experience having a guaranteed promotion after a year written into an offer letter? (in industry not consulting)
I have no desire to work. Why are clients so difficult. We are the EXPERTS that’s why you hired us 😔
Second year BTA- if I get on an internal role for 4-6months will that risk me not being promoted even if I do well in that role?
Country wide, everybody in my company is applying to the same bschool. Essentially same competitive pool. This will be fun.
Help me make a final decision between Mck and BCG. Are these points valid : Mck Pros over BCG - One firm culture (big), global staffing (big) , better internal processes?, better brand, better exit opps BCG Pros over Mck - Slightly higher pay (negligible), closer network. Role equivalent at both : Junior associate for Mck and Senior associate for BCG. Both 1+ yrs below MBA equivalent level Tilting from BCG to Mck. I want to travel / work with colleagues from around the world. Advice?
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