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I'm so glad to see the changes to accept more women in academia in recent years. I'm hopeful that my own daughter will be able to follow in my footsteps one year.

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Who left big law using firm connections? Where did you go and how did you do it? I'm a midlevel (corporate/M&A) and trying to figure out whether (and when) I should start to propose to partners that I would like to go in house to a client or to a connection/relationship with the firm. (I have a good relationship with the partners, considered a good associate, etc.).

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My wife sent me a long read today which contains alot. The lines that struck the most was where she said "I'm 1000% sure you do not love me, I know you want to but don't" she thinks I just love the love she has for me and she's accepted that fact. Also she said she's not asking for divorce "this is not to say I'm asking for divorce Big NO".
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Listening to some new analyst in my home office talk about how he's been getting proposed to projects but turning them down since he can't "drive to them"... got a lot to learn kid.

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Does anyone have a therapist they really like ij Illinois that does virtual visits and takes insurance? I’ve found some that are pretty ok for specific issues, but want one who can do “basic maintenance “ on general topics even if there isn’t something terrible happening at that moment. Would be ideal if they understand asian American family dynamics (im second generation indian and dealing with some ongoing family issues I’d like to talk through).

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Sister going through divorce with verbally abusive spouse, just received temporary judgement for custody of two year old and was awarded joint custody (she was anticipating she’d get sole custody). It’s tearing her apart and I can’t help/live in another state. Anyone have a good recommendation for family lawyers or counselors in/around Phoenix? Any good support groups that could help?

I'm a longtime (12yr) prosecutor looking to move into civil now that my loans are forgiven. I still like being in court. I'm thinking family or plaintiffs PI would be my best options...any opinions/suggestions?? Thanks in advance!

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Can an ex change? Will therapy help?

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My boyfriend of 3months still talks with his ex gf. Now i was okay with it at first until the girl started calling me and now sends me screenshots of their conversation and missed calls from him.

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Question: the guy I’ve been dating for a while is a little awkward with pda & stuff. I try to be understanding & respect boundaries ( so not too much pda and stuff) specially around his friends. My question is this weekend he has a get together at his house & he told me his friends are flying from out of town. Initially I had family plans for this weekend & told him to do his thing. But earlier this week my weekend freed up for a day & i want to go to his party but he didn’t want me to …cont

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can you be friends with an ex? We dated less than 3 mos, have some mutual friends but live in different cities.
We love each other but needed to break up. He had a recent family trauma & other stressors (law school mostly) that initiated the breakup. He couldnt afford to be emotionally present within us and the things at home (which i dont blame him for and fully respect)
I want to support him but also balance my own desires and expectations. Ive accepted we’re broken up fr. ended over 1mo ago

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Anyone up for trading secrets about the lies our addiction tells us? I’ll start: when my addiction gets super loud it feeds me a story that I should leave my wife, quit my job, move to a shitty, bitterly cold town and live in a dump. Every day I go to the same bar. I have no family and my only friends are bar flies. (Cunning, baffling, powerful).

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To-be First time father here. My wife is 16 weeks along. Can anyone recommend some good books or information sources about child development and what things I can be doing to help my child and wife? I feel like there's so much information out there, hoping people here have a better selection of what's worthwhile to read. Thank you in advance!

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I am long distance with my boyfriend and am feeling really unsettled about our relationship. We’ve been together 9 months, and long distance for 4/ 9. I love him and am lonely while distanced, but super happy with our relationship. I’m unsettled about the future and if we will be happy together in the future. I do not want to move to where he is located and he does not want to move here. He definitely wants kids, and I’m younger and more unsure. He’s a suburbs guy, and I want lavish city life.

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Early mornings became my best friend once I had kids. Managing to put 2 to 3 hrs of work Sat and Sun before they are awake means that I get to spend more time with them during the day.

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Have been extended a verbal offer, but currently on Short Term Disability so any suggestions on how to handle this? I think I can't work for the new company until it's over.

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With so much uncertainty in the economy and waves of layoffs that have hit tech especially hard... do we think there's really such a thing as a recession-proof job anymore if you're not an "essential worker"?

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Hello everybody
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I’m currently a Fair Housing coordinator & have been practicing in the Housing Law world for about 7 years. I am trying my best to get my foot in the door for corporate law. Any suggestions on how I can begin? I have a bachelors degree & currently pursuing a certification in Paralegal studies. I need pointers on how I can get accepted at any Corporate Law Firm. Everyone asks years of experience and that’s exactly what I’m trying to get. I’ve been proven to be efficient anywhere I’m placed. Help!

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Can you utilize dual citizenship of a country in europe (I.e. croatia, greece, france) to help with admissions? If so how? Grew up in the states for most of my life though but born in other country.

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When accepting a verbal offer should I email my decision to the recruiter or call?

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Hi fishes Will work from home in FIS continue atleast upto Dec 2022? Any idea? FIS Global


I got offer in Bangalore FIS and my husband got an offer with one big company in Hyderabad. Both companies are currently WFH only but in future, I might have to consider moving to Hyderabad. Fis doesn't have office in Hyderabad so I was wondering if I can ask permanent WFH later. I guess I will be put in fis payment solution.

Thanks in advance. Kindly let me know. FIS Global

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Anyone have experience with Booz Allen Hamilton commercial consulting capabilities team?

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Load up and enjoy the ride 👍👍👍👍

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Hey any M fishes want to meet up for a drink tonight? 28 F here just moved to the city from LA :)

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