I am thisclose to telling my client that he's an idiot. Actively avoiding for fear of Tourette's. How do you keep it in? Want to punch him 😡😡

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Be *apparently* inquisitive and ask a series of questions the answers to which allow that him/her come to that conclusion all by themselves. "So why not do [xx]?" "And is there a reason [xx]." "Let me just repeat that back to you to clarify [insert idiotic idea] did I get that right?"

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Or - care less

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