I am wondering how America will be if the coin landed for German language? How Americans are going to be like?

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Pretty sure everyone not just Americans would be upset. German is objectively a gross language it sounds as unappealing as it's food tastes. Would much rather it be Italian, Japanese, French, Spanish, heck even Welsh and the language has no vowels or Hawaiian and that language has only vowels

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Aiea is a city in Hawaii

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For that to happen Germany would have to win a world war first…

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I was waiting for your pic last night, what happened?

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Yes please and thank you.

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German is great for opera comedies. The Magic Flute sucks in Italian.

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OP to answer your question I think Gen Z would be getting laid even less than they already are

Vietnamese and Cantonese sounder harsher to my Western ears

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Kind of amazing how many Americans don’t know we were a HEAVILY German speaking nation 100 years ago. There were areas it was the primary language spoken.

It was not a given which side we would join in world war 1.

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The language of power (government and trade) in the US was still English though

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