I bet ya’ll 100 bad habit cokes that this never happened….(cont’d in comments)

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THAT IS MY GRANDMA!! She is not lonely nor is my comment here true… similar to Jens made up story

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what really happened : “I took a pic of this old women buying lunch and made up some stuff”

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2/3

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Oh Jen Jen Jen....
you're posting pure BS on LinkedIn and everyone knows it never happened ...
Why Jen? WHY?
Are YOU feeling lonely, Jen?

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No...I want to read it in Gilfoyles voice

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Why would the picture be at the counter anyways? She wouldn’t have known she was alone at that point.

Lol for sure BS. This stuff needs to be banned off LinkedIn

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Influencer trolling…

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I hope no one does ths to me if I'm eating alone.. get away from me .

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Agreed and also don’t take a picture of me… Weirdos

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this makes me wish jen is alone at a mcdonald's in 11 years.

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Brutal read lol

OMG. This exact same thing literally happened to me yesterday too! Exact same thing. I’m also an author, but I would NEVER make up a story for LI or plagiarize someone else’s story that is not professional in nature or worthy of sharing

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Lol so true

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I just have to say that who