I can’t date people who have green colored text bubbles instead of blue. Fuck that shit. Psychos.

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I'm sure the apple ux designers picked that ugly green colour to specifically make it 'less than' the nice blue of iMessage

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“I only like people if they can afford an iphone.”

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As a green bubbler I wouldn't want to text with you anyway. #teampixel

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What are you doing Saturday night? Wait, crap

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What green bubbles? I never have that problem on my Pixel.

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Every time I exchange numbers with someone and those green bubbles pop up my knee jerk reaction is annoyance

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Sounding really more like iPhones are the difficult ones but ahhh... okay

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I mean.... I kind of get that...

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Me too

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Maybe you should get a Pixel? That will make them go away.

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For realz, my phone won’t let me text non iPhones. I’ve been to the apple store to try to get this fixed like 100 times. So even if I wanted to date green bubbles, I couldn’t. Speaking of dates, goddam I long for a good one. Sigh.

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I think you need to get a new phone. Not an iPhone.

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