I can't stand tech bros who call themselves CEO when they own a website with a single employee.

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Good one ☝️

Founder and owner of a website ≠ CEO

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Technically they are still chief executive officers

What if they have contractors?

Well, if that's the title they needed to create a company, then technically that is their title

HAHAHA tell me about it! And these are always the most demanding, difficult customers to have too. Get over yourself dude!

I think founder is a good title. To be fair, incubators/investors will ask about CEO positions etc when trying to get a read on leadership and hierarchy in small team startups

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