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I can't wait for the first zombie movie to go extra realistic and have a bunch of entry level hires at Big 4 firms complain that being eaten by a zombie is preferable to closing hair salons.

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Tim: try putting the virus in Tableau Audit staff 1: respectfully, sir, the virus can’t go in Tableau. It’s not digital. Tim: Not digital?! Did we convert it to a flat file Alteryx?? A1: sir I don’t think you understand Tim: UIPath? A1: 😐 Tim: API A1: <<leaves>> —Fade into webcast— Tim: and that’s why I wanted to end this value share by saying I’m proud. Proud that through purpose driven digitalization we were able to cure Covid-19

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Ummm... why specifically entry levels at Big 4 firms? Maybe OP got rejected once? 🙄

There's a difference between thinking differently and ignoring data and expert opinion, replacing it instead with hopes, dreams, and biases. I pay for strong factual analysis. People that want to open the economy aren't demonstrating strength there. You don't want a model based upon willful ignorance.

I’m waiting for the Matrix prequel where we find out the pods were the final stage of quarantining.

That doesn't even make sense, but cool. Its like the Dilbert guy comparing it to an alien invasion, even though we know there's a light at the end of the tunnel that doesn't require human sacrifice

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