I can’t with LinkedIn anymore. I hate all these personal pictures and tears and videos of people being given money… it’s not feel good news, it’s a ploy for attention. “If this can help one person” is bs…. Can we all please go back to work now?

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Life Pro Tip: If you can, hibernate your account. It is a sanity saver.

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I get it.. ppl love attention and the dopamine rush is too real.

Why did you with LinkedIn in the first place? Useless platform

Lol, I had to read your response a few times to get it. I mostly look to see who is changing jobs or getting promoted recently, and to scan for what jobs are open. That’s it. But inevitably I scroll, and I’m mad at myself for it

Yeah self serving advertisments of charitable acts would be top of my cringe list

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