I did it again guys! I bought tsla and aapl at their highest point now and looking forward to selling them when they hit the bottom soon!

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Now they can finally tank. Thank you for your sacrifice

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I bet you were also the one who bought Bitcoin at 20k and fucked it up for me 😭

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Let me know when you sell so I can buy on the rebound 🤑

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The FOMO trades coming now.. stage 37 of the 42 stages of a stock market bubble

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I wish I bought Tesla before the split 😭 was considering it

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Yes you will split

🚀🚀

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Hahaha idk literally just started

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Lol you sound like me trying to invest! It’s come to the point I tell my friends when I’m buying/selling, so they can do the opposite😂

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Lmao

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You're doing it right.
Buy high sell low!

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Lol. I’m with you OP. To the stars!! 🚀

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OP, think of all the sweet tax right offs that you'll get! And all the good wishes you'll get for taking one for the team!!

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Apple is a buy and hold stock. You will be fine with at least one of them.

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Hope so..I spent 16k for aapl and another 16k for tsla 🤣🤣🤣

Bro tell me your next buy. I got my short ready.

TSLA setting up for a nice short on 9/22 imo

9/22 is “battery day” - so it will likely continue to rally on hype going into that

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