I did it 🤧🧐

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That’s the closest some of us will get to 69 in a while…

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Takes too much concentration anyway

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Nice

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Congrats!!! Think of all the smiles you've brought to sad, overworked consultants and lawyers.

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Thx🤧

Sometimes I think half the comments are written by the same 10 people

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Where do you find time to do your job?

Designing and coding systems is easy for me🧐.

Nice! But... where's the 420?

I’ll have it soon😈

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