I don’t know how to spell anymore without a computer. 🥴

Has anyone used a nurse to administer the IVF injections? The PIO injections are freaking me out and idk where to begin.

Hi fishes,
Telle which would be a better choice between EY India and EY GDS? I have fetched some merits and demerits such as in GDS, you won't get to drive the project, the people in US and Europe will drive it and you'll only get a third level work to do, in short no imp. learning. Although, GDS has good salary hike and opportunities to move abroad. In EY India, learning opportunities and more connections to make however, the salary hike or bonuses are poor. So please suggest something more.

What is the one thing you would change about your firm if you could?

I find that some law firm recruiters are very on top of things and quick to respond and some never respond and even have a sour attitude. Can anyone speak what incentivizes internal recruiters to work hard to push placements thru. Would seem fair that if their isn't an incentive that they aren't compelled to go above and beyond

How is WLB in biglaw lit (west coast)? Just want a life that isnt constantly under threat of ruined nights and weekends, and lets me live a relatively predictable work life. Going to a firm after clerking and feeling nervous.

Anyone ever been ghosted by a recruiter? External and/or internal? What’s up with that ??

Is there an app out there that will tell you if you’re having a negative thought and what the associated pattern is? Reading all these ChatGPT things makes it feel like this would be helpful in times you need some help.

CD’s do you like when people reach out directly trying to curve the recruiters? If so what is the best way to do it.

any project managers out there?? the in-house branded content studio i work for is hiring an associate-level PM. in NYC... eventually (remote for now), 2-4 years experience. at a top-tier magazine, PM for more details!

Speaking to a lot of headhunters right now for on-cycle and wanted a description of Distressed PE vs Distressed HFs since all of their preference forms list them as separate. Is it just distressed for control vs anything else

Thinking of applying after 2 YOE, will have 3 by the time I join B school. Is that too early? Do folks even stand a shot or do you suggest to wait till 3 YOE to apply and go when you have 4 YOE?

Told my SO I'm only ok with them hanging out with a questionable individual in a group setting but I secretly wish this person was completely cut out. They're the definition of a hot mess that has burned bridges with all mutual friends. No boundaries. I don't believe there's cheating but I am very uncomfortable with the person (zero trust) and my SO's naivete who was also defensive. We talked it out but now I feel like I have my hand ready on a rip cord for our relationship after this red flag.

For SaaS/tech consultants who’ve made the switch to software development, how did you do it? I know I have potential to be a good software developer but am pigeon holed with my niche SaaS ‘coding’ skills.

hi fishes

I had applied for the role of business analyst and have cleared one on-line assessment WHT could be the next stages any idea

Worst experience with a celebrity talent??

7/15/22 check in🙌

Timeline for a lateral move for mid level in litigation in DC?

What does HHCMG stand for??? Lol

Most of my conservative connections on social media have been quiet, but just saw a biglaw partner on LinkedIn post praising that women will have to bear their rapist's kids. Disgusting.

Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn't have the guts.

Dave Grohl is the Keanu Reeves of music.

I’ve never worked at a firm, only public interest and have no idea how to do billable hours.

How do you get better at kissing? Haven’t kissed someone in years & am very inexperienced. Met a guy last night & I don’t think he enjoyed the kiss. Feeling very self conscious.

I wish senior accountant and Kpmg chief stop with the pda on this bowl 🤮

Favorite song covered?

I tipped somewhat generously at two places so I can get some of that good karma and hope for a good raise and bonus 🤞🏻

Sorry I was late to the meeting, my jam came on Spotify and I had to let it finish

Things ended with a guy I really liked because he is in a depressive episode and says he doesn’t have energy to give to the relationship. Things were so good. We were so happy. I know I can’t blame him for this as he has mental health issues he’s working through, but damn this sucks.

Sipping blanco tequila neat: 1000 times better than taking shots.

God, damn that agave and citrus flavor burst!! Hit the spot

To the Russian 🐠, Russian culture is filled with an irreplaceable history! From Russia, we got amazing pieces of art, novels, ballet, architecture, music, and even tetris. Russian people have always proven themselves to be a resilient and strong people in the face of difficult situations. Even when their issue was internal. From its people, the world has so much more cultural richness. None of what is happening in Ukraine is your fault. Be proud of your heritage.

I miss you so much and sorry it had to end this way 😪

Is it just me or anyone else noticed Messi seems to have much more fans than CR7 (purely based on my observation in this World Cup game)?

I have absolutely no filter. I have a problem with just “telling things like it is” and being extremely blunt which sometimes can lead to problems in my personal life and work life. I’ve tried to take a pause before i speak but that doesn’t help 😅

Anyone have the same thing?

Are there any men that are actually happily married. Between the posts here and the current place I’m at - which is filled with Dads checking me out with their wives and babies in tow - I don’t see why anyone would ever get married.

I’m so mad that capitalism absorbs almost all the best talent on Earth – people who should be composers, artists, writers, scientists – and uses their labor for such cheap, inconsequential ends.

I made out with a girl and a dude yesterday and I think I liked both?