I don’t know if there is anything else that drives me so insane.

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Is that a shot of vodka?

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I wish. It’s regular old H2O.

But I bet it’s sooo chilly and tasty, that wee sip

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I can’t stand the very valid point you’re making.

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Open containers in the fridge are for human monsters only.

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Knock it over on principle.

I like you.

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Why are you refrigerating sriracha

You should move out.

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Clean your damn sriracha bottle

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That’s what happens when sriracha gets cold, the oils separate and rise to the top and get stuck in the neck, it’s vile. The owner of this refrigerator needs an intervention.

my gf does this. irks me

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