“I don’t think you’ll have to work too late tonight, you should be out no later than midnight.”

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What is your experience resume writers? I am trying to draft one after 15 years

Hi everyone - I received an offer from Wayfair recently, for a Senior Manager role based in Boston. Any recommendations on where to negotiate / how much?

Details:
- $160K Base
- 1,200 RSUs over 4 years
1yr vesting with quarterly clip thereafter
Valued at $144K over 4y using today's stock price of $120 = $36K/y
- Signing bonus of ~$10K (TBD)
- Relocation payout of ~$10K (TBD)

Thanks in advance!

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Any pharma shops that are dog friendly?

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Are you able to run ads from partnered influencer content on TikTok (like Branded Ads on FB)? If not how do you go about putting paid behind TikTok influencer content?

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When do you think is the right time to take your side gig and make it your main gig?

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34/male /northern VA/white/balding/starting to get a dad bod/im probably single for a reason

Super appealing right?

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Does anyone know which life science consulting companies do work on social determinants of health or population health?

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ETL developer, skills : Python, RDBMS, SQL, Power BI, SSIS, SSMS, SSRS, Informatica data quality, alteryx, ADF, Azure synapse, Azure services.
Planning to switch role to Data Analyst / BI Analyst.
Current CTC: 14LPA. EOE 6yrs
What CTC and roles can I expect with these skills?

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I am scheduled for a inventory call next week. I just moved to from Chicago so I don’t have g car here. Comminuted with the Rm that I don’t have the car and she suggested that I reach out to the audit engagement team to see if I can Uber. I did that and given the distance of almost 2hours, the senior responded saying they pretty much can’t reimburse me for that. What can I do since I don’t have a car? Open to suggestions! I really wish I had a car to drive down there but I don’t.

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Anyone have a recommendation for stinky dog breath? Clean bill of health, “perfect teeth” according to the vet. Pup gets VetriScience powder for dental health and still - it reeks.

I’ve heard of water supplements but not sure if they help. Admittedly, could be better about brushing his teeth.

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🐠: thoughts on “could” vs “would” when asking questions/favors. I was taught that “would” is proper grammar and am floored to see otherwise in professional settings, but curious about general opinion

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Anyone have an OB/GYN rec in the Cambridge/Somerville area?

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Anyone working at Biogen can help me with childcare questions Biogen

If I failed my background Check can a employer still hire me if they choose to?

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Looking to grow my practice by acquisition I am CFP,CPA,MBA located in Central PA. Please let me know if you are interested in talking about your succession plan. Thanks!!

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Anyone know (or ever wonder) how much Omega paid to have its watches promoted via the James Bond series?

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YOE:8.3
Current CTC is 10l, and I have offer of 21l
I'm trying to negotiate with fidelity investments for 28l(given my experience). How can I try better convince them? Please advise. Thanks.
Also i am being given grade 5, is that correct as per my experience in years?

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Going to Cincinnati during Memorial Day weekend. Best areas to stay? And what are some good things to do/see?

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Has an agency ever ghosted you while being employed?

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Is there any cab facility for female employees in HCL Noida ?

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

Senior: (microaggression) So are you excited to be off probation?!
Assoc: Long time coming😑
Translation: Last but not least, I wanna thank me
I wanna thank me for believing in me
I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work
I wanna thank me for having no days off
I wanna thank me for, for never quitting
I wanna thank me for always being a giver
And tryna give more than I receive
I wanna thank me for tryna do
more right than wrong
I wanna thank me for just being me at all times😎

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“My Fishbowl game is on point.”

(When your significant other works in the industry as well, it makes you wish there was an “Overheard at Home” bowl)

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Coworker on the phone: “how come every time I have to call you, it’s because of a FUCKING problem?”

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"And then the blisters opened. Do you want to see the pic?"

"NO!"

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What's the most positive thing that's happened to you at work in a while?

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We have refresher tech training this week as we ramp up to being back in the office full time.

The tech trainer told us that redlines and track changes are the same thing.

Pray for my sanity.

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I don't know why after I quit my recent job as a receptionist, I don't feel like applying for receptionist job due to it was a toxic job environment, are all receptionist job make you feel this way . I over working customer service but this job here made take another route. Has anyone felt this way before ?.

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“Do we know the clients want growth? Maybe they don’t want growth.”

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My EOY review is coming up. Here I plan to lobby for a promotion/raise (been at company for 1.5 yrs). Some backstory: During my hiring process I was told by my now boss and VP they were also going to hire a senior engineer to help me along. They never hired such senior engineer because I have over performed and do more than they thought I could (have been told this in 2 performance reviews). Thus, is it fair to ask for a raise and promotion to Senior engineer?

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“I’m not man-spreading. I’m man-standing."

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"My friend’s a twin. I don’t like it. There’s too many of them."

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Has anyone ever lied about their gpa on a job application? How important is it

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Senior: “how does Chipotle sound for lunch?”
Associate: “sounds good to me”
Senior: “ok great, would you want to drive over and pick it up?”
Associate: “no”
Senior: “well when I was a first year, I’d always pick up food!”
Associate: “damn that’s crazy”

Honestly so proud to see first years with backbones 🥰

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When you followed every piece of advice on paid social ads but do not know how to use hashtags.

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Is it bad not to feel guilty in looking for another job due to the way they treat you and the pay rate.

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Our company bought another and there was a integration in-person meeting last week. Many folks were invited to go. I was not. I lead analytics/reporting team.
Now, my team and I are getting projects stemming from this conference. I was not invited so didn't get to speak on what we can do. Now reporting is needed and data is not available.
First in-person meeting after 2+ years. Would have enjoyed facetime with peers. How do I share my frustrations with my manager who didn't invite me?

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“I don’t care what the rest of the firm is doing, THERE WILL BE NO FLEXIBLE WORKING IN MY TEAM”

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Why did my boss pretend to leave our shared office to look at my computer screen and see what I am working on? It’s giving lack of boundaries! Would it be so hard to just ask?? She looked shocked that I caught her 🤡

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Why does HR / hiring manager ghost applicants? Let’s be professional and give a nay or yeah….

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“Have you guys seen that new Bird Bath movie?"

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