I don’t trust anyone who willingly drinks their coffee black.

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On the contrary, we are people of the highest integrity. We seek the pure truth in our coffee, unobstructed by the clouded (judgment) of dairy and dairy alternatives. We give not into the sweet temptations of sugar and substitutes. We stand steadfast, ready and willing to accept coffee as it is, fostering only its authenticity.

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D1 - Or run for office

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I like coffee like I like my women Black all the way 🤷🏽‍♀️ sometimes a splash of milk 😏

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Just that, a splash of milk lol I guess it can be interpreted in different ways 🤔 lol

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I don’t trust anyone who adds ice, whipped cream and syrup to their coffee and still calls it “coffee”

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*lactose intolerance has left the chat *

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Cut out that sugar bb - you get used to it

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You’ll grow up one day OP

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I, too, didn't like black coffee once.

Then I hit puberty

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If you prefer melted ice cream in the morning just say that

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Bruh what response did you think you’d get in a forum of overworked type a people…nah pump that good black sludge directly into my veins

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I prefer my coffee to taste like coffee. If I want a sugary dairy drink, I'll go to DQ

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I like my coffee like my current project, disappointing and luke warm

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Study says those who like to drink coffee black often have psychopathic, sadistic traits. ... The report shows that the results confirmed the hypothesis that bitter taste performances are positively associated with sadism and psychopathy traits.

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Only black coffee always

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What???? That’s the best way to drink it 😆

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I used to feel that. Took me 2 years and now I love it.

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Sugar and milk is not coffee

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I don’t like sushi. 😒

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OP, you need to start drinking better coffee that you don’t need to load up with fat and sugar to get down

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I don't trust anyone who willingly drinks coffee. Full stop.

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Diesel makes the world go round. I drink for effect, not for flavor

Preferably French press with just half & half, please.

coffee, Bustelo, hot (also Stevia and some almond milk)

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