I dread spending the rest of my life staring at a screen.

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Exactly. Procrastinating from doing real work.

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Or do you prefer using muscles

Someone posted earlier about a couple who quit consulting to become farmers. Maybe check it out ?

Farming is tough work. I’ve worked on a farm and have friends who own farms. I’d start a business in the trades before I go the farming route. If you’ve never worked on a farm it can be tough to imagine how hard those folks work.

Would you prefer using VR to build slides instead? 🙃

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